TOP 10 THINGS FROM THE SUPERBOWL

#10: The 2 million dollar commercials that weren't that funny

# 9: The pre-game show and the pre-pre-gameshow (same goes for the post games)

# 8: The halftime show with the Rolling prunes....no...the Geriatric Stones...no...Rolling Stones!

# 7: Thank god Mick Jagger didn't have a "costume malfunction"!

# 6: If the game is a blowout you won't even realize it because you're so drunk.

# 5: If the game is a close one you won't even realize it because you're so drunk.

# 4: John Madden loves it when a big guy scores, "...because then you get a fat man dance
and a fat man spike"

# 3: Why did the Pittsburgh fans wave those yellow towels? Are they looking for a penalty?

# 2: The chips and salsa gives you heartburn and the farts all night.

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