*************************** TOP TEN DO's (ding!) and DON'Ts (Buzz!) for Valentine's Day ****************************

10 - "Honey, I've got reservations for dinner tonight................." DING!

9 - "............at the sports bar!" BUZZ!

8 - "Sweety, I've got two tickets for tonight..............." DING!

7 - ".................at the basketball game!" BUZZ!

6 - "....but I thought it was something you and I could TOGETHER....." DING!

5 - ".....along with 15 of my old Fraternity Brothers!" BUZZ!

4 - "The kids are at my mother's so we can have privacy tonight......." DING!

3 - "......except for my dog, cat and ferret." BUZZ!

2 - "I bought you ALOT of chocolates!" DING!

1 - ".....just please don't ask me if you look fat!" BUZZ!