The WANKER is MR. ANONYMOUS.

How boring is Anonymous?

Mr. Anonymous makes the following observations:

1. Mike Douglas has the best teams in all of PB and I believe it's done by brilliant trading. Next to Mike B (when he could give his full effort to his teams) I believe Mike D. outdoes everyone else.

2. The top 13 legal rookies taken this year (actually qualify for rookie status)will be:

Delman Young
Jeremy Hermida
Prince Fielder
Francisco Liriano
Ryan Zimmerman
Matt Cain
Andy Marte
Carlos Quenton
Justin Verlander
Conor Jackson
Jonothan Papelbon
Dustin Nippert
Andy LaRoche

3. Chris Young and Travis Lee will be traded by seven PB teams before the end of the trading deadline.

4. Someone on this bulletin board will chastize Mike B for not giving timely reports within the next week.

5. Ken G and Brian B will have posts equal in number to the square root of 64 by Sunday - and that's a compliment.

6. The rookie draft list, which means the turn around of the season, will not be posted until mid-March. That will elicit much consternation but not from WANKER, a.k.a. ANONYMOUS.

7. Un-managed teams will win three championships in 2006.

8. Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, Rafeal Palmiero can be had as steals from whomever has them and Greg Maddux, Roger Clemens (unless on a contender), Randy Jackson, and Tom Glavine wuill be hot trade items.

9. Someone will soon complain that the RT playoffs are being ignored.

10. The robot manager will be named - any ideas?

ANONYMOUS