***** TOP 10 Signs that Spring Training is here *****

10: Dick Cheney shoots Pedro Martinez right off the mound

9: FEMA moves in quickly to save Pedro's ailing toe

8: Sports Illistrated Swimsuit issue is out so the spring training preview can't be far away

7: Baseball players running laps gets you more excited than the Olympics

6: George Steinbrenner hires Billy Martin

5: George Steinbrenner fires Billy Martin

4: World Baseball Classic: Cuba is boycotting so they came up with the All-Cuban Defection
Team

3: Wayne Gretsky's wife betting on how many hot dogs Carlos Delgado can eat in a minute

2: Mr Met is spending his time hitting golf balls off of home plate and over the center field wall

1: I'm too busy with my fantasy teams to bother with a #1