How about this one? This is in Cobb-2:

Congrats to the Uptown Stars!
The now unmanaged Stars have set a new record for sac bunts at 102! Call Cooperstown. LOL!
Five Uptown players are in double digits. If you look at only the Junior West there are 10 players on the list. Too funny.

It was a managed team until I started posting these kind of messages.