We should hold a contest to see what is the worst trade ofer anyone has received. A few rules :
1) You actually had to be sent an offer, not just a note feeling you out. We're looking for the seriously delusional here, not just the idle crazies.
2) No league,Owner or Team names. This isn't a dartboard, just a chance to have fun and share a laugh.

Here goes my latest and greatest :

J.Bell,Jefferies and Randy Myers for Nomar and Russell Branyan.

Go ahead, top that.