If you think your problem with Pujols is bad, check out Durazo on my team:

K17: 402 PA, 4HR, .151/.260/.261
Reality: 645 PA, 21 HR, .259/.374/.430

B/OBP/Slg.

OPS is only off by 283 points, with tons of ABs. Home park OAK, Edmonds at 117 points low, Lawton 42 points, Chipper 30 points, A-Rod 52 points, Kent 43 points, Ensberg 75 points, Lecroy 50 points, Larue 128 points. That is the whole team. In case you're wondering about backups, here they are: Konerko +50 bc lim to LHP, Ledee +73, Higginson +27 points, Gil -279, all in few At-bats. While OAK is a slight pitchers' park, it is certainly not supposed to be ridiculous. And my pitching is not doing well. Can anybody top this, team-wide?